By Matthew Thomas
Comrades, friends, brothers and sisters. Do not be surprised about the fear and stress you are going through, it was so designed by PAPA, THE WORLD BOSS, for you.
After winning the 2001 election, World Boss and Mama Culture fell into a relationship. They built their home which they called Heritage Square at South River Road. They produced and nurtured seven children namely: Crime, Violence, Guns, Drugs, Education Revolution, Loud- Lewd-Music, aka LLM, and Disrespect.
As time went by and the children became adults, they built new homes for them around Kingstown and its suburb. The first one was built at the Bus Stop at Girl’s High School. When it was known to the surrounding schools that a Bar& Disco, the Mahogany Bar, was going to be established there, the schools, namely Girl’s High School, Grammar School and Thomas Saunders, laid their objections, but to no avail, Papa had his way.
Other such homes were established at Randy Supermarket on Grenville Street, Massy Supermarkets at Stoney Ground and Arnos Vale respectively.
Among their family, friends, teachers and mentors are Fidel Castro, Muammar Gaddafi, Hugo Chavez, Nicolas Maduro, Daniel Ortega, Evo Morales, Alexander Lukashenko, Saddam Hussein and Vladimir Putin.
Their children’s major forms of employment are: vagrancy, security guards, and three times- annually one- week road-cleaning.
Besides their weekend party at their various homes, their only form of recreation is among the hills under the tutelage of Spirit. They are strictly forbidden to occupy the beaches for fear that they may become indoctrinated by the tourists in their backward colonial ideas of imperialism and capitalism.
In the mind of Papa, the World Boss, it is better to repatriate all beach front land and properties to the descendants of those wicked slave masters, as this is an excellent means of revenue collection. Patrimony means nothing to his children.
A state-of-the art university is built for them at Belle Isle. Papa determines who enters the university, their course of study and length of stay. He appointed the Mercy Committee of which he is head, to be the Board of Directors, therefore it doesn’t matter what is the court’s decision, the final arbitrator is PAPA, THE WORLD BOSS.
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